Jizz Machine Sweatpants

Are you a jizz machine? Is your partner a jizz machine? Know someone else who is one or aspires to be one? Get our limited jizz machine light gray joggers for that special someone and live your jizz machine dreams. The perfect pants for when you want to do it, don’t want to do it, or just want to own a pair of pants that say jizz machine on the butt. 

  • True to Size
  • 7.2 oz 60/40 Cotton/Polyester
  • Tapered leg
  • Differential rise for a better fit three-needle covered elastic waistband with external drawcord
  • Charcoal grey contrast drawcord and side entry pockets 
  • Modern fit in a lightweight fleece
  • 1x1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery

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Small

$45.00

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Medium

$45.00

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Large

$45.00

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X-Large

$45.00

Are you a jizz machine? Is your partner a jizz machine? Know someone else who is one or aspires to be one? Get our limited jizz machine light gray joggers for that special someone and live your jizz machine dreams. The perfect pants for when you want to do it, don’t want to do it, or just want to own a pair of pants that say jizz machine on the butt. 

  • True to Size
  • 7.2 oz 60/40 Cotton/Polyester
  • Tapered leg
  • Differential rise for a better fit three-needle covered elastic waistband with external drawcord
  • Charcoal grey contrast drawcord and side entry pockets 
  • Modern fit in a lightweight fleece
  • 1x1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery

"I'm not a fan of cum or squishy pants so...here we are."

Frances Tang (Founder)

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