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Are you a jizz machine? Is your partner a jizz machine? Know someone else who is one or aspires to be one? Get our limited jizz machine light gray joggers for that special someone and live your jizz machine dreams. The perfect pants for when you want to do it, don’t want to do it, or just want to own a pair of pants that say jizz machine on the butt.
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X-Large
$45.00
"I'm not a fan of cum or squishy pants so...here we are."
Frances Tang (Founder)
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