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the world’s first post-sex cleanup sponge
For you and your besties.
We know you know someone who would rock these pants.
everyone knows the classiest thing you can do is walk around in a fluffy white robe... so we made some. our awk robe features our signature circle logo and is made of 100% microfiber polyester. our robes are one size (fits most!), truly cozy af (one word: plush), and have pockets to hold your dripsticks, what more could you ask for?
"Truly the most comfortable thing I've ever put on my body" - someone on the internet
"I'm not a fan of cum or squishy pants so...here we are."
Frances Tang (Founder)
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