First Timer's Kit

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Want the best of all worlds? Let our First Timer's Kit be your intro to all things awkward and essential. A 10 pack of dripsticks, a 10 pack of wipes, a hand towel that's *not* for hands, an awkward "essentials" bag & a 3 pack of mainstream? We bundled them just for you! 

Kit includes: 
  • Dripsticks 10-pack: the original after-sex clean-up sponge that removes excess fluid from the vaginal canal. 
  • Not Just Fucking Wipes 10-pack: two-ingredient, individually wrapped wipes for anything, anywhere. 
  • Hand Towel: our signature 100% cotton terry velour hand towel (that's not for hands)  15"x18"
  • The "Essentials" Bag: lined, waterproof, toiletry makeup bag (4"x7"x2.25")
  • Mainstream(3 pack): a disposable pee funnel made to help you stand up and pee, anywhere! No more porta potty hovering, frantic bathroom searching or holding it in till it hurts!
    • Each resealable pouch contains: 1 disposable pee funnel and two pieces of toilet paper
    • Sturdy, soggy-proof material
    • Compact / discreet & hygienic
$45.00
:sparkles:BEST SELLING BUNDLE:sparkles:

Want the best of all worlds? Let our First Timer's Kit be your intro to all things awkward and essential. A 10 pack of dripsticks, a 10 pack of wipes, a hand towel that's *not* for hands, an awkward "essentials" bag & a 3 pack of mainstream? We bundled them just for you! 

Kit includes: 
  • Dripsticks 10-pack: the original after-sex clean-up sponge that removes excess fluid from the vaginal canal. 
  • Not Just Fucking Wipes 10-pack: two-ingredient, individually wrapped wipes for anything, anywhere. 
  • Hand Towel: our signature 100% cotton terry velour hand towel (that's not for hands)  15"x18"
  • The "Essentials" Bag: lined, waterproof, toiletry makeup bag (4"x7"x2.25")
  • Mainstream(3 pack): a disposable pee funnel made to help you stand up and pee, anywhere! No more porta potty hovering, frantic bathroom searching or holding it in till it hurts!
    • Each resealable pouch contains: 1 disposable pee funnel and two pieces of toilet paper
    • Sturdy, soggy-proof material
    • Compact / discreet & hygienic

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